Fri, 09th Oct 2009 | MasterSignwriter | 6,204 Views, 3 Nods.

Anti Libido Pill (2010)

Makers of impotence pill Viagra have today released a pill to combat unwanted libido named 'Flopatron'.

Dr Chubbon commented in a press conference, '' Too much emphasis has been made on the humiliating effects of 'impotence' (taken from the Greek IM, Trying to, POT, thread a needle, ENCE, with a bowers sausage), when living day to day with an over active libido can be just as depilating"

He listed some of the benefits from taking his new drug .

Men can now surf the web for interesting or educational items without the continual lure of Mucky Sites.

Will be able to venture into meaningful relationships, taking into consideration their new partners personality, rather than nob-ab-ility.

The countries production will increase greatly by men no longer thinking of sex every 10 minutes.

Married women will be saved the 7 o'clock inbuilt alarm call every morning as their husband prods them awake.

''Its in our very nature to think about sex all day long'' he added ''after all its why we are here, but evolution hasn't allowed for the fact that we need to be doing other things on a daily basis rather than just rutting or thinking about it''